Official Doom Dick and Penis Copter Collector. Also, my give-a-fuck starved to death in the 80's on an otherwise unremarkable Tuesday, and I've owned slash goggles since Starsky and Hutch were on the air.

Marked by Magic

Title: Marked by Magic
Author: AzureHart (Wizard_Of_Az)
Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: Het, Challeng Response
Relationship(s): Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood, George Weasley/Hermione Granger
Content Rating: R
Warnings: Character Bashing, Kidnapping, Canon Level Violence, Questionable Rituals, Suicide, Murder, Potions Abuse, No Beta, Discussion – Other Triggering Subjects
Word Count: 4,850
Summary: Only a fool would attempt to break a fated soulmate bond blessed by Lady Magic. Molly Weasley was just that sort of fool.

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Sweet Briar Rose

Title: Sweet Briar Rose
Author: AzureHart
Fandom: The Hobbit
Genre: Crack
Relationship(s): Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Durin I/OFC
Content Rating: R
Warnings: Canon Level Violence, Discussion – Murder
Word Count: 2712
Summary: “Bilbo Baggins accidentally kills Smaug and has to figure out how to tell the dwarrow who are waiting for him to come back with that stupid stone.”

Response to RT sentence prompt #4

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Title: Honeysuckle
Author: AzureHart
Fandom: Criminal Minds
Genre: Episode Related, Het, Time Travel
Relationship(s): Derek Morgan/Penelope Garcia
Content Rating: R
Warnings: Death – Major Charactor, Murder, Suicide, Violence – Canon Level
Word Count: 5,877
Summary:There are some hard truths in this life. One of those is that once someone is gone it is too late to tell them how much you love them. This is a hard truth that Derek Morgan is dealing with. With the help of someone dear to him, he might just get a chance given to very few people. The chance to go back in time to make things right.

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Marigold Sue

Title: Marigold Sue
Author: Azure Hart
Fandom: Hawaii Five-O
Genre: Challenge Response, Humor, Pre-Relationship
Relationship(s): Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams
Content Rating: R
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Word Count: 1823
Summary: Sisters will always love you and do their best to help you out. That they can also embarrass you in public is just an added bonus.

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Follow the White Rabbit – Chapter One – Five

Title: Follow the White Rabbit
Author: Azure Hart
Fandom: Harry Potter, The Sentinel
Genre: Action Adventure, First Time, Fusion
Relationship(s): Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger/George Weasley, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Dobby/Winky, Other Minor Pairings
Content Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Character Bashing, Death of Major Character, Death of Minor Character, Canon Level Violence
Word Count: 21,852
Summary: Sentinels and Guides had become increasingly rare in the Wizarding world. Perhaps that was why the wedding of the first Alpha Sentinel and Guide since the death of the Potters was such a cause for celebration even in the midst of war.

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Hellish Friendship Bracelet

Title: Hellish Friendship Bracelet
Author: AzureHart
Fandom: Antler Guy
Genre: Crack, Supernatural
Relationship(s): Antler Guy & Neighbor Steve Friendship
Content Rating: PG13
Warnings: No Beta, Canon-Level Violence
Word Count: 697
Summary: Wasn’t that a kick in the pants, best friends with an ancient terror and that wasn’t even the weirdest part of Steve’s life in the slice of hell known as suburbia.
Response to the “gun” prompt at the Rough Trade Forum.

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