Official Doom Dick and Penis Copter Collector. Also, my give a fuck starved to death in the 80’s, and I’ve owned slash goggles since Starsky and Hutch were on the air.

Follow the White Rabbit – Chapter One – Five

Title: Follow the White Rabbit
Author: Azure Hart
Fandom: Harry Potter, The Sentinel
Genre: Action Adventure, First Time, Fusion
Relationship(s): Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger/George Weasley, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Dobby/Winky, Other Minor Pairings
Content Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Character Bashing, Death of Major Character, Death of Minor Character, Canon Level Violence
Word Count: 21,852
Summary: Sentinels and Guides had become increasingly rare in the Wizarding world. Perhaps that was why the wedding of the first Alpha Sentinel and Guide since the death of the Potters was such a cause for celebration even in the midst of war.

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Hellish Friendship Bracelet

Title: Hellish Friendship Bracelet
Author: AzureHart
Fandom: Antler Guy
Genre: Crack, Supernatural
Relationship(s): Antler Guy & Neighbor Steve Friendship
Content Rating: PG13
Warnings: No Beta, Canon-Level Violence
Word Count: 697
Summary: Wasn’t that a kick in the pants, best friends with an ancient terror and that wasn’t even the weirdest part of Steve’s life in the slice of hell known as suburbia.
Response to the “gun” prompt at the Rough Trade Forum.

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Steve McGarrett: Cuddle Ninja

Title: Steve McGarrett: Cuddle Ninja
Author: AzureHart
Fandom: Hawaii Five-O
Genre: First Time
Relationship(s): Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams
Content Rating: R
Warnings: No Beta
Word Count: 3383
Summary: Danny would have never taken Steve for a secret cuddler…

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  • AzureHart
    Doom Dick Handler at Minion Headquarters

    Official Doom Dick and Penis Copter Collector. Also, my give a fuck starved to death in the 80’s, and I’ve owned slash goggles since Starsky and Hutch were on the air.